| quiz from bitterbyrden |
[Apr. 9th, 2006|11:04 am] |
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal.
3. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
So here are mine...
1. If you were on that stupid fucking island and knew about that sequence of numbers and John Locke told you to push the goddamned button every 108 minutes, would you? If not, why? It's not like you have anything better to do. And what do you think happens if you didn't?
I probably wouldn't because Charlie and I would be too wasted on dope and if not I'd be busy making a motherfucking RAFT. Or teh sex with Kate. Those people have the least amount of sex I could possibly imagine a bunch of people stuck on an island together ever have had. I mean, when the hotties are running to Hurley you know they're desperate...
I wouldn't push the button just cause I'd want to see what would happen when I didn't.
2. What's the worst thing that someone has ever said to you?
That's tough...
Possibilites include: "It's too late for you to go to college", and "I got drunk and fucked somebody else and now I'm pregnant but I really think it's yours."
3. Tell me about your dream vehicle. Plane train helicopter car bike rollerskates. Whatever. I vote for teleportation, obv., but that's still problematic.
Dream vehicle might be something like the Doctor Who phone box, or a starship. Millenium Falcon sized, I guess, basically a rv/box van of space. With hyperdrive, or warp drive, or whatever to eat up the light-years of space. More realistic wise, my dream vehicle might be the bicycle. But the catch is that there would be whole roads devoted to bicycles only, no cars. Like that commercial that actually makes me tear up a little because it's so beautiful when they show the empty freeway and it has hundreds of bikers on it.
4. As with someone else's question, please to describe your Happy Place to me. You know, the place you go when you're sad or mad or hurt or in pain or scared.
I don't really have one. Is that a problem?
5. What is your dream job? Be specific. Don't tell me "make rock music" ... tell me about what kind of label you'd be on, how often you'd record an album, what kind of tour schedule you'd have, what level of self-management you'd have over the band, how many members it would have, etc., etc.
You know, I don't know if make rock music is actually my ideal job. I think really I'd be happiest owning some kind of company/buisness, doing something I believe in (like bicycle advocacy, transit, alternative energy, etc) and of course I would have plenty of time off for touring. It would be a small company, like 30 people, and we would be working to change conceptions and wean people off the petrol teat. |
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Well, you sat next to me as I read this, so you already know what I think. But I feel the need to publically announce that I didn't exactly say that it was "too late for you to go to college" -- at least, that's not what I meant. What I meant was that it is sort of silly for you to quit working and start up at a four year academic school without any plans for a major or focus. Especially just because you feel like you "missed out" -- when you didn't. You chose to do something else when I was choosing to go to Shasta fuckin' college, brohammer. And now is not the time, methinks, for you to pursue a degree just for the sake of a degree. I know it's not my decision, but I will point out that you and your degreeless ass makes more than me and my degreed ass.
I'll always be supportive of you continuing your education, but I don't think you need to "go to college" to do that. You can take classes, any time. If you wanted to get your electrician's license or some kind of applied sciences/trade school thing, I'd be totally thrilled. I was just picturing you being like, "Yeah, since I didn't really do it when I was 18, I figured I might as well take Intro to English at 32. I'll be matriculating at Cal State Northridge in 2007, WOO!"
Which is why I said that. You are in the other room. I feel like a retard writing this to you, rather than saying it.
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2006-04-10 04:21 pm (UTC)
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It sounds like you want the Winnebago from Spaceballs for your perfect vehicle. | |
